Are You a True Dirtbag Kayaker? 10 Signs You’re Living the Ultimate Lifestyle
Ever wonder if you have what it takes to be a true dirtbag kayaker? I was recently reminded of the unique lifestyle we live when a pine cone hit me on the head during a chill moment at the takeout.
With my forgotten kayak gear and a few random finds—a dirty towel, some wet PFDs, and lukewarm water—I created a little riverside nest. It got me thinking: what truly defines a dirtbag kayaker?
What Is a Dirtbag Kayaker?
Before diving into the checklist, let’s answer a few questions:
- What is a dirtbag kayaker?
- Am I one? Do I know any?
I’m a dedicated kayaker who paddles every day. While I may not fully embrace the “dirtbag” label, I definitely know the lifestyle.
Some friends might call me a “pre-Madonna,” but I can hang with the dirtbags—and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I have nothing against dirtbag kayakers; in fact, if I did, my circle of friends would be much smaller.
10 Signs You’re a True Dirtbag Kayaker
Here’s my checklist of the qualifications that define a dirtbag kayaker. Do you tick all the boxes?
- Thrifty in Every Sense
You know how to make every dollar count and don’t mind a few compromises to stay on the water. - Home on the Road
Your home is often the back of a Subaru or truck—eight months of the year or more. - Dirty, Stinky Feet
Mud, grime, and river remnants are badges of honor. - Work Just to Paddle
You’re always ready to quit your job if a good river trip comes along. - Marginal but Functional Gear
Your equipment might not be top-of-the-line, but it gets the job done on the river. - A Dog with a Beat-Up NRS Strap Collar
Your canine companion is as rugged as your lifestyle. - Snickers Bars as Fuel
The humble Snickers is your “poor man’s power bar” to get through long days on the river. - Simple Living
All you really need is the river and your essential kayak gear to be happy. - Mismatched Flip Flops
You have no qualms about rocking mismatched footwear. - Top-Shelf Beers
You know that Hamm’s, Rainier, and Olympia are the beers that truly complement a day on the water.
Join the Conversation
These are just a few traits that come to mind when I think about what makes a dirtbag kayaker. I’m sure there’s more to the story—so please share your thoughts! What do you think defines a dirtbag boater? Let’s build a community conversation about our shared lifestyle.
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