When you ask a river guide for insider tips, you’re tapping into a world of wild stories, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments on the water. River guides are not only experts at navigating rapids—they’re great storytellers who bring each trip to life with genuine passion and quirky humor.
Questions You Should Ask Every River Guide
“What inspires you to work out here?”
Every guide has a story that’s unique as the river itself. If you get a bland answer, dig a little deeper—there’s usually more adventure beneath the surface.
“What is the most epic true story you’ve ever heard?”
For many guides, re-telling a great story is almost as thrilling as living it. Listen closely—you might catch a nugget of wisdom or a hint of local lore.
“If you could give your childhood self one piece of advice, what would it be?”
This one sparks some of the best conversations. It’s not just about the advice; it’s about the laughs and lessons shared along the way.
“What’s your favorite river?”
Be ready for a surprising answer. You might discover that the “best” river is more about personal connection than objective beauty.
Questions You Should Never Ask a River Guide
“So, what do you want to do with your life?”
Skip the career interrogation. A guide’s passion is right there in every paddle stroke—no need to question their choice.
“Has anyone ever died here?”
Often blurted out during a heart-stopping rapid, this one is best left unsaid if you want to keep the vibe light.
“How often do you shower?”
This, along with any political chatter, can kill the mood. Remember: the focus is on the river, not the nitty-gritty.
Bonus Tip: Keeping It Simple on the River
- Leave your phone at home.
Enjoy the moment without distractions. - Soak in the scenery.
Let the natural beauty and friendly banter fill your day. - Focus on the experience.
A good river trip is all about connection—with nature, your guide, and your fellow adventurers.
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